spicytuna62

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

"Han! The odds of avoiding bankruptcy are 4:1!"

"Never tell me the o-oh. Actually, that's not bad. Yeah, no, let's keep going."

 

Vans and minivans do everything trucks and SUVs do, and they do it better. Every time. No exception. SUVs and crossovers are just worse minivans for people who think they're too cool to drive a minivan.

And those outside of North America largely need not apply. I wish we could just have a robust public transit system here, but apparently, public transit is antithetical to muh freedum or something. Or so they tell me.

And that's not even getting into the point the post makes, which is that these monstrosities are getting bigger and more dangerous to pedestrians, yet our governments do nothing to stop it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

"What's wrong, Doc?"

"Here's your problem. She doesn't have any toppings. No relish. No chili. Nothing. It's no surprise she didn't last a minute in Flavortown."

"Damn it! I've been a fool!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Once all of the fuller bottles are depleted, we're gonna see some exponential growth in the bottle population.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

If I don't have a long enough stretch of time to do it all at once, I ain't starting it.

But seriously, getting medicated has done wonders for being able to start multi-day projects. I'm learning VBA right now because I want to automate some of my processes at work. I'm finally cool with starting something I can't finish today. Generally, I want my code to do some fairly specific and complex things. So I'm happy to spend a few hours tweaking a block to make it do exactly what I want, and it feels so good when it works as expected. But before getting on meds? Nah, I wouldn't even entertain the idea because I wouldn't know where to start. Medicine helps me draw up an outline of what I want to do with my code, then achieve those tasks bit by bit.

And that's applied across everything I do. It's okay to not finish today. But it's important to start.

 
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wait until you try bacon grease. Y'all are in for a real treat.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Public transit really brings together all kinds of people. It breaks down barriers and allows people from a variety of backgrounds to mingle.

This is the kind of community unity every place needs. ♥️

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The Shawshank Redemption - Clancy Brown

When my wife saw that movie for the first time and hollered out, "That's Clancy Brown!!" I then knew why his voice was so familiar to me.

So now I'm imagining Mr. Krabs absolutely fed up with and not taking shit from any of these Muppets.

So either that or Airplane! and keep Leslie Nielsen

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I use Debian. Does this mean I'm in the top 0.05% of Steam users?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

I can put my life in danger. I can put your life in danger. But I draw the line when you put my life in danger.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But if there's lots of DnD in Hell, sign me the fuck up.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Still got my PS3. What a great console. Uncharted just has no business looking as good as it does running on hardware as old as the PS3 and being nearly twenty years old.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

They do, in fact, have wheels.

Source: the humans I've seen.

 
 

I've been a huge Car Seat Headrest fan since 2016. I've been streaming it while waiting for it to be delivered.

 
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Coordinates: 35.47105°N, 97.51425°W

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This is a real thing I do. It feels weird if the weight of the carton isn't evenly balanced when I take it from the fridge.

 

With extra extra jpeg for her pleasure.

 

This was my wife's idea. I stole it. She's way funnier than me.

 
 
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