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[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Probably defused the situation if their arguments were getting heated. Kid could have saved his parents marriage.

"Remember that time when we were arguing about something stupid and little Oliver came bursting in and started beat-boxing, what a little idiot πŸ˜‚"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"he gets it from you, you know"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

"That's how I know he's your son"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago

r/teenagers has such good shitposts

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

motha motha fuck motha motha fuck fuck motha fuck motha fuck noice noice noice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5bW8H-kNZs

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

rollin’ fatties smokin’ blunts

Who got the blunts?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

genius, not idiot

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I forgot people who rap battle could have children.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My dude, Flavor Flav is 65

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Ahhhh time flies way to fast.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago
[–] Rentlar 7 points 1 month ago

In a beatboxing rhythm:

Fuck fuck, fuck, fuck-fuck, fuck-fuck, fuck.

Fuck mann, fick, fuck-fuck, fuck-fuck, fuck.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jfc.

Interrupting an argument sucks lol. Made the mistake once, and never again.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

They either team up or drag you into it. Exceptions are awkward silence, rushing out or awkward change of subject with angry gazes.