Welcome to TheSimpsons, a community for discussing everything related to America's non-prehistoric cartoon family, The Simpsons!
Right about now, you're probably saying, "Troy, basically every post starts with 'Guess the Episode', is that all this community is?"
To which I say you've got some attitude, mister.
But no, any Simpsons content is allowed in this community, although we do ask that you keep the shitposting over in [email protected].
These "Rules" aren't real, so if you think of something clever, do that instead.
1 point for the episode/main plot.
1 point for the joke/scene.
Here's the real points.
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!
Oh, that's just a birthmark. And I'll thank you not to stare!
Stonecutters episode. Homer is told not to call 911 but to call 912 instead as a member.
Shhhhh..ut uuuup…
Jealous? Correct!
It says no points. We're allowed to have one.
One Glumplet for you.
It’s the no HomerS club—you can have 1.
id answer but the egg council people would find me