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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Fiber. Truly, up your fiber intake. The only time it won't stain and linger is when it gathers in on itself.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (6 children)

Since nobody else has talked about it, blood in stool is most commonly caused by hemorrhoids which can be caused by wiping too hard but much more likey it's due to spending too many hours sitting on hard or rough surfaces each day, and you could even have a natural disposition for hemorrhoids caused by enlarged veins and the way blood circulates throughout your legs. It can also be contributed to by leakage from irritated bowels, as well as in people who eat large meals just before sleeping.

Generally professional care isn't required to resolve the issue, instead you can try spending less time sitting down, avoid bloodthinners, wash the area occasionally with cool or cold water, or sitting on an ice pack and rotating out with a hot pack. Many people have suggested dietary changes, such as eat a fucking salad for once in your life.

If it persists for longer than two or three weeks, seek professional care as it could require light surgery.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Wet the paper using the sink

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why? The toilet is literally right there.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The bowl water warms up as you use it. Warm.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why use toilet paper when bidet shower exists?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Yes. You just use this to blast water into your colon until it's sparkling clean inside. I love it.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Real ones use bidet or a watering can first then wipe to simply dry. Much cleaner.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

You need to shit some more. There is still ink in the pen.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Bro, wash your ass. You don't even need to get that fucking deep, just buy a shower scrubber.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Everyone has a 3% chance at colon cancer and fibre supplements are a good way to reduce your chances

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