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[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The only worse answer than "no" is "I'd love you more."

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I ate a worm once when I was a toddler, does that count?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only if that worm used to be a shy trans girl 🪱

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I hope not, I don't need ~~another~~ a murder on my conscience.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

I think your expectations for my toddler self's memory are a bit too high, I've got no idea lol.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

It tastes like dirt.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Sorry chasers, I'm only 13.77% dommy mommy. I'm a subby puppy girl or bratty princess most of the time („ಡωಡ„)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

That's an even better deal (⁠◕⁠દ⁠◕⁠) Sign me up

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

Are you me? x3

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Great, now there's two of them

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 months ago

Transphobes realizing that the conservative media lied to them and that trans people are normal people be like

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Equal rights and no stigma = more confident (and maybe even dommy) tgirls

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I'm a worm, maybe this is why I can't find people to love me

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

too bad you're not a real doctor

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

But I am a real worm/ I am an actual worm/ I live like a worm

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do you like to play the drums?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm getting better on the drums

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

They'll call you Doctor Worm!

Sorry to spoil the in joke, I just want more people to know TMBG.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Find another worms, you could try going to the library€

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

The problem is, people eat worms on Ferenginar.

You'll need to move to where it's safer to be a worm in public to meet more open worms.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can the worm tie good knots?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

"Hold on, transgirls are just girls but trans?"

[–] BeigeAgenda 11 points 2 months ago

Yes, I will love you as The Worm, and I'll love you as The Tyrant.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm ootl, can anyone help me out?

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Just a joke about "TRANS PEOPLE ARE TAKING OVER" fearmongering (Panel 1) being taken to the conclusion that all trans people are ready to domme the poor oppressed cishets (taking the fearmongering to its logical, if sexual, conclusion) (Panel 2+3), and then being met with the reality that trans people are just people (Panel 4).

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Thanks. The worm thing really confused me. Haha

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Could you mark this post NSFW please?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Only if you can tell me in hour-long essays about the plot of fear and hunger

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I clicked on the link and remembered that people from other instances see the pfp I removed ages ago. Magic of lemmy. xd

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I've never asked anyone if they would love me if I was a worm. But now I realise that deep down, I know it's possible that I could, one day.