TotallynotJessica

you gotta "maximize the chaos" somehow!!

perhaps...

Have they considered that their power relies on a liberal empire protecting their property with state violence? Do they realize that they may not be competent enough to wield such violence reliably compared to those who've grown up without a lifetime of stability and privilege? Honestly, they're too secure to ever stay on top post apocalypse.

Most lack the creativity; it's why Trump was able to blow their perfectly constructed capitalists' utopia away by just being a little more unhinged.

That sort of shirt usually refers to the person next to you, but there was seemingly no one there. Turns out there was actually a spooky ghost next to him, who moved the chair and overloaded the light with its poltergeist powers

smorty is always hecking adorbs!

but why are poob executives getting arrested? does it stand for some high seas website? are they based out of an authoritarian country? is this just being silly?

this comment only confuses me more

fill me in. what's this about?

for your meme sealing needs:

that friggin sucks! long nerdy info dumps aren't appreciated by those who aren't curious

actually useful red circles?

the only "summer" i like is a 22 lb gremlin