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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

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[–] [email protected] 164 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

My panties just dropped

Edit: I’m not a girl, just a rust dev

[–] [email protected] 84 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Edit: I’m not a girl, just a rust dev

then you likely need to wash them now, like right now

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

They already shattered when they dropped.

[–] [email protected] 122 points 2 months ago (1 children)

install Pokémon Go

allow all permissions

[–] AFallingAnvil 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Install pokemon go

Spoof location

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[–] [email protected] 119 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Does all that and still used WhatsApp lol

[–] [email protected] 67 points 2 months ago (10 children)

I still haven't found a way to make my parents use Signal, so either I stop communicating with them (which is tempting sometimes) or have this compromise

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (7 children)

use matrix with the whatsapp bridge

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love phones, just hate the companies running it.

Same with most tech, the tech isn't evil, its just how its being used, and who's steering its future.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The current state of phones is WILD. Two bad options yet most everyone (including me) still use them. I actually like to use it as evidence that most people would be fine if plopped in front of Ubuntu or Debian+Gnome/KDE

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's why my current phone is a Pixel running GrapheneOS. I still hate Android, but at least I don't have to run Play services on my main profile. I do run it on a separate profile though for a couple services that need it.

I really just want Linux with decent support for phone features (MMS/calls/data on any carrier, with full wake from sleep reliability), decent battery life, and decent audio quality. Unfortunately, PinePhone doesn't seem to handle those things properly (maybe it does MMS now?), so I stick w/ my GrapheneOS phone, which at least cuts out most of the crap from Android.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Honestly I wish we just had dumb phones and went back to Palm Pilots. But there's so much stuff that makes a phone mandatory nowadays.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

It's honestly such a pain in the ass to say no to everything Google shoves down your throat these days. And even after you say no it will remind you every so many days just in case you changed your mind after the 15th time you said no. Android used to be the "cool" phone but nowadays if you don't install your own custom ROM it's basically just Apple with extra steps

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago

The number of services that have adopted dark patterns is too much.

It's no longer "No" with a checkmark that says "Don't ask me again" to only "Not now" with the implied consent that they can ask you again later.

Dropbox asks me every fucking time I use the browser.

NewRelic asks me every fucking day.

Amazon asks me every fucking order.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I wouldn't say that's a recent development. Back before I knew anything about privacy and security, I switched from android to apple because I was tired of all the bloat. My 8 gb phone had virtually no space for photos or apps I wanted after 5 years of updates for non deletable apps. That was almost 10 years ago.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Why not just get a google-less ROM at that point?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Lack of availability

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Some modern Samsung phones can't have their bootloaders unlocked.

Edit: I guess maybe they can, although the instructions for this seem kind of sketchy.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Did you read the greentext? Literally says they're unlocking the bootloader to root the phone.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh, whoops, not all the way, no. Yeah, in that case, that's dumb as hell.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

~~Likely because of apps that depend on GMS~~ They removed the services too. Yeah that seems pointless.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

Also, microG for that scenario.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (9 children)

Fake: Anon can do any of this

Gay: Bought a samsung phone

P.S the kids have been raving about this phone just reduces all those steps to "buy phone".

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (6 children)

No headphone jack... So close!

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

Every DRM related app afterwards: WARNING! This phone is running insecure software and is incompatible with this service.

And before you tell me just to not use Netflix on my phone, I'm talking about a government app that lets me authenticate and without which I can't read official messages or login to any government or banking service.

So if I want to survive as an adult Dane, I pretty much have to figure out which company I would like to get sodomized by, and which is less of a clingy little bitch afterwards.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (13 children)

The wonders of a device that doesnt support graphene os. Must suck

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If I'm not mistaken, Anon's Phone will still communicate with Google services for location services and push notifications after this.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, not after he removed everything with Google in the name, including Google Play services.

What anon doesn't realize it's that you don't need to root your phone for all this, you can just use adb or the universal android debloater.

— sent from a Samsung that's degoogled in the same exact way.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I see. In that case his push notifications will not work for apps that rely on Google play services for them. A few other things off the top of my head:

A-GPS SUPL must be changed Captive portal must be changed DNS, NTP servers must be changed Depending on how much you trust Chromium system webview should be avoided

It is not trivial to remove Google from Android, even AOSP

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[–] phoenixz 19 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I'd love to degoogle and debullshit my phone but then I need the back app... I'd like to tap with my phone to pay, and that won't be allowed because we can have nice things.

I'd like to use a host of other apps I won't be able to use anymore...

Any solution that allows me to just use a nice phone with all the features?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

put your credit card in the back of the case hah

best bet is get a phone with default android and delete default apps with ADB

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

very based.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (5 children)

For me it just :

  • root it with magisk
  • install adguard + adaway + blocker + LuckyPatcher + LSPOSED
  • add custom filter to adguard & adaway like HAGEZI, 1Host, Cubic, StevenBlack
  • Tweak adguard so it always run on startup, using DNS Bootstrap/Falback, enable AntiDPI, etc...
  • Install LSPOSED Modules like HideMyAppList, Disable Target API Block, Let Me Downgrade, BOOTLOADERSPOOFER, etc...
  • Set Blocker mode to package manager
  • Disable any SDK/Tracker inside any apps with Blocker
  • Install magisk module like PIFork, ZygiskNext, Shamiko, etc
  • Reboot my phone
  • Tweak any LSPOSED Module so i can use any mobile banking apps or apps that stop working if phone rooted
  • Reboot again
  • Check play integrity fix & disable play protect
  • ??????
  • PROFIT....
[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

”just” 😅

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

And then anon still walks around with a beacon in their pocket

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

... and then hope that you don't get hardware issue warranty claim denied because of the software.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I like that in this scenario they still have to install Whatsapp to be able to phone on the phone.

Frankly, my stance to this is to just do what's convenient and deal with the rest. For big, meaningful change you need regulation, not user behavior.

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