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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The self checkout doesn't mind!

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"Unexpected item in bagging area"

"Thanks, you too!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Where is begging area then?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

"Well you should damned well expect it since I scanned it. Shouldn't ya? I guess I'll just steal this item."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My dad calls those "titless tellers"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, but I bet he doesn't say it right to their screens...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cashier: "enjoy your beer"

Me: "you too!"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How to recover from this: hand one to the cashier.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn, anything to not pay your waiters a fair wage, right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Beers per hour because anything is better than the metric system

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Me: mumbles something

The cashier: sorry?

Me: bye!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Enjoy the movie!

You too!

Ohh..