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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I wonder what they think of countries around the world, like Australia, where "non-relgious" is on the way to being the highest self-reported group (38.9%) beat out by Christianity (43.9%), in 2021.

You're not considered "weird" by having any religious belief, but you may find it hard to make friends outside your religion if you're deeply religious.

There's honestly some stigma against it. Which is well deserved.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Guaranteed this was put out by a very clever anti social atheist

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

I was always so sad because I had to pretend to be a boy. Doing way better now.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Father, we also have other related news, We have a cease and desist from the Almighty claiming that if we continue to use his name to push our own agenda he is ready to take legal action.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm a Christian, the opposite happens as well. Why can't we discuss our beliefs in a civilized manner? I will never tell my "pastor" about an atheist or theist in my area. Especially considering I have atheist friends.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

I don't need to discuss your beliefs for the same reason I don't need to discuss the beliefs of the schizophrenic man that stands outside my building, clad in a blanket, shouting at the sky.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have Christian friends. We all hang out because none of it matters. Sometimes we chat about it for the sake of chatting about it, but generally it's the last thing on anyone's mind. People who are vocal about their beliefs, one way or another, are annoying.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

"Why some of my best friends are atheists! I just don't let them anywhere near my kids."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

So you're telling me it also reduces children and zealots disturbances? That's a great advertisment for it!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The word "witness" caught my eye. Is this a Jehovah's Witness thing?

Are they using child labour to hand out their shitty pamphlets now?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Witness to me and I'll gore you with my horns. Bah.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Just tell them to come back to you after they get everyone that's already Christian to agree on everything first.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I like how rational sorrows about the state of the world is considered grumpy compared to mindlessly giving away any responsibility by praying.

Raped your wife/daugther? Pray! Got raped by family? Pray!! Pillaged an entire workforce for every dime they had, killing some of them by removing healthcare/firing them? Pray! Having no healthcare on the deathbed? Pray!!!Be an drunk asshole abusing your family? Pray!!!!!

Shut the fuck up an PRAY!!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Leave Mr. Guff alone!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Atheists are always pulling this face like they can’t believe how stupid and credulous the person they’re speaking to is. Every single one I’ve met does this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

The original source for this seems to have been here. I'm fairly sure it's a parody site, but it's honestly hard to tell these days.

https://objectiveministries.org/kidz/crafts.html

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Handle us? You'll handle us? You know, your predecessors had much more respect.

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