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It doesn't bother me, I'm of the opinion you should wipe until you see blood either way.

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[–] [email protected] 72 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Eh, probably not imo. Most companies are just cheap, especially if they're using those commercial dispensers designed to reduce excess use.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Most company leadership just isn't that deep. They go through the supply catalog, order whatever's cheap or whatever they've always ordered and then go about their day.

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[–] adarza 8 points 4 weeks ago

the cheap af tp and the dispensers that lock up the oh, so precious supplies, is also to prevent theft.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Mhm. It’s easier to get bulk garbage thin paper. When I go into the office, I have my own stash of the nicest plush TP available so my ass doesn’t bleed. I miss my bidet when I have to leave the house D:

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That's why I treat it like a Chuck E. Cheese ticket machine and use about 50 tiles a wipe.

[–] adarza 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

a couple clogged toilets a day costs a bit more than a charmin upgrade.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Except when you switch to the good stuff people will pull a shitload of sheets out of habit and you'll have way more clogs.

Ask me how I know.

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

They use one's made for large office buildings in large office buildings. It breaks down in the plumbing system. You can use the luxury ones at home because you're only flushing a few times a day and it's a generally short trip out of the house into the sewers. Office buildings see much heavier flushing and that good good might create expensive clogs in their complicated plumbing systems.

Now if we are talking small office and not a whole building then yeah your boss is just cheap.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

Explain high rise apartments/condos.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

OP wants you to believe Trump uses single ply in Trump Tower.

[–] adarza 18 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I suggest the infrastructure. A high rise apartment block will have much better plumbing and capacity as it is designed to handle every apartment having at least one bathroom and toilet. And realistic expectations would be many of those are in use at the same time as people get ready around the same time in the morning for work.

An office block has to fit minimum requirements so that is enough toilets per floor to meet regulations and unlikely many or any showers / baths. And not every bathroom is going to be in use at the same time - there will peak times of course but not every employee on the toilet at the same time.

When building an office block they're not going to have anywhere near the same infrastructure as an apartment block. It's one of the reasons it's expensive to convert an office block to apartments.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Best case is probably to design as if all objects of interest do a thing (e.g. all toilets, faucets, etc. flushed at once)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 weeks ago

Jokes on them I don’t have a choice if I’m pooping at work or not. The poop is happening.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I've been told by multiple facility administrators that the main reason is to prevent toilet paper from being stolen. The shittier the paper, the less likely it's taken

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago

The only real solution is to just poop more. Keep wiping. Clog those johns. Make them pay to fix the busted pipes from our collectively massive BMs.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago (7 children)

I thought it was for flushability. That paper disintegrates almost instantly once it hits the water, I'm pretty sure that saves the money too by preventing clogs.

But it would make sense that it's for discouragement...

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't care if it's single ply. I just fold tp until it has the appropriate thickness anyway.

If it's single ply, I just use a lot of TP and make it many-ply.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

A friend asked me what the heck I am doing in my stall and I answered something like "Oh, just Re-Plying the toilet paper..."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I’d just bring my own roll.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Be happy if you get single-ply paper. Some places have half-ply.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

Some places have recycled ply, aka re-ply.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

One place I worked for I asked about this and they said it was because thicker toilet paper was more likely to clog the plumbing

No clue if that’s true. I use a bidet with a built in dryer bc I’m a baller

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

I mean it's true, in the same sense that in some countries you don't flush the toilet paper as it will cause plumbing issues. It's all about design of the plumbing at that point, and in places where you flush toilet paper it shouldn't be that big of a concern unless they skimped on the plumbing.

Also as my grandma taught me, there is such a thing as a courtesy flush before ya wipe.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

Bring a backpack. I keep real toilet paper in mine.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

My last job had cheap paper in the hourly employee restrooms and the comfy soft stuff in the salary areas. Why a multi-billion dollar company has to maintain a class system for it's workers I do not know but it was like that with everything.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

I've worked for very large organizations (30k+ employees) that didn't use crappy paper.

All depends on the company.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

I will still shit there. And if it takes more time because of the "shitty" condition they put me into, well, jokes on them

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

Jokes on you, we actually have ok toilet paper at work.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Believable, but doesn't explain why I work on commission and am still given single ply. I can't make much money while I shit, so at least let me do it comfortably.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Seems like a hanlons razor kind of thing

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

I never watched Battlestar Galactica.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Maybe this also ..

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

If the office doesn't have a bidet I'm not going!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] adarza 8 points 4 weeks ago

my previous job, years ago. the receptionist did the supplies buying.. she was no dummy. got the good stuff for 'her' restroom--the one she and us peons used. boss was prohibited from entry, as he had his own nobody else would dare use after his building-clearing toxic dumps. i'll say one thing. he was regular af, every fucking day 2pm. it was time to take a break and clear the area.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

a bidet a better investment

Edit: A sports water bottle can provide a strong stream of water. That's all I going to say

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You should also say that you can buy a small cap sized bidet for that water bottle to bring in your pocket for inconspicuous use

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, that's something I learned today, didn't know these were a thing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

It’s a thing for the hiker crowd. Weighs less than bringing TP

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Why not both?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

I haven't worked anywhere that does this since about 1995.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

https://culoclean.com/

single ply is perfectly fine for drying

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

It could be both, but be careful not to assume malice when apathy is much more reasonable.

Any thought they put into getting you to not poop on company time will run into the issue of it taking longer when you do anyway. Much more likely, they're just looking at hard numbers.

They see a number for facility costs, they see a way to make the cost number smaller, that's as far as their interest goes. "Make cost go down" is one of those simple motivations that can be directly linked to just about any managerial decision that doesn't instead connect to "Make revenue go up."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Unpopular opinion: I prefer single ply.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I also like to touch my own asshole

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