Diddlydee

Are 'road sensors that trigger a light change' a real thing? I thought lights are on a timed cycle.

Bourbon Cream

I seem to be in a minority in thinking I get good value for money from Netflix.

I wouldn't use a spoon. I'd have a knife and fork, so my finger wouldn't be involved. Saying that, do what you want. I wouldn't care a jot. I've actual things to worry about instead of some archaic manners system.

You should go and read some daily mail comments on articles about the war (genocide). They're a bunch of frothing murderous horrors.

God appears to have made innumerable mistakes since the dawn of time by my reckoning.

Not just shite, but like they got every facet as wrong as they could. Awful, heinous biscuits.

Get fake glasses with a camera or a pinhole camera on a button.

I usually don't like to insult people based on looks as it's a low blow. Nonetheless, Rod Liddle looks like the horrible cunt he is.

I remember when he said watching child porn shouldn't be illegal. Piece of shit.

I love the German word verbesserungsbedürftig, meaning 'in need of improvement'.

Any room with Netanyahu and his cronies would be a good alternative