this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I heard of kids saying "like and subscribe" as goodbye

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My kids watch on my profile and it drives me mad.

Now all my suggested's are Minecraft videos with terrible acting, plus whatever they watch.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Smash that like button and don’t forget to ring the bell for notifications

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

It’d really mean a lot, fam.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

And "chat" as a synonym of "y'all."

Which doesn't surprise me; it's like how TV hosts started over-using "ladies and gentlemen" to address their studio audience and it leaked into common parlance. "And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call a blown head gasket." Says an auto mechanic to no one in his empty shop.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Isn't Gerber owned by Nestle and their baby "food" is incredibly unhealthy?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

That was a sponsored segment, don't think too much about it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

A little lead and cadmium never hurt anyone.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

I know a guy who’s 4 year old told him to like and subscribe after he threw his bike down the stairs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Don't forget to like and hit that spoon so the mush flies off.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I understand this completely. Sometimes I sing songs but I'll change the lyrics so that they're about me and my poor deaf dog.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Don't forget the potty humor and lack of volume control.

ETA: It occurs to me it's not clear if I'm talking about the baby or YouTubers.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 weeks ago

Some people deserve to have their children taken away and to be forced sterilized so they can't have any more.