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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Plus they make the national drink...ketchup.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This leaves out the modern extension of this where pizza meets the requirements of a vegetable due to it containing 2 tablespoons of tomato paste as specified in the "Consolidated and Further Continuing Appropriations Act of 2012", previously the "Healthy, Hunger-Free Kids Act of 2010".

Thanks Obama

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Might have been more productive to let them pass it. Lesson learned kinda thing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I cannot heart this enough.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

It wouldn't be very patriotic of me to be patriotic of a foreign country.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

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