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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The room in that picture is cute, but it's so limiting about where the bed can go. Left and right are concussion town. The window is fine for some people, but there are lots of reasons not to want to sleep there. The other side is probably where the door or stairs are. Hang a fucking hammock, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Weave a web of cotton rope 2 feet off the floor, become attic spider.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If you're gonna have the bed in the middle of the room like that it has to be a bed with a built in headboard, otherwise some of your pillows will fall off the end.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

No curtains or blinds either. I'm not convinced that's actually being used by anyone, tbh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Naah, just put it next to the window against the wall, there's plenty of headroom anyways, no need to stand up in bed and the one sleeping next to the wall can scoot their way out.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Privilege is being able to afford a place big enough you can actually put your bed in the middle of the room

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Centre of room, angled 37.5 degrees askew from magnetic north to coincide with nearby leylines.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

No, this is Patrick

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

No.

THIS IS SPARTA!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Lol, I had to go back and check.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is a bdsm fuck palace in disguise. Note the bed-beam arrangement.

Ain't nobody sleeping in here

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I think you're right actually

Upon closer inspection, that bedsheet is suspiciously yellow and matted

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Having a ceiling fan and wanting to sleep with the head end under the fan......last panel is legit.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Learn to do a backflip, to surprise anything that goes for your head, and you can truely be feared

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

What are you talking about? I love waking up to find all of my pillows on the floor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I've been considering putting my bed away from the walls, to allow for better air circulation, partially so I don't end up in a corner with little oxygen, but partially also because I'm allergic to dust mite poop, so it would probably be better for that to diffuse away from my face in multiple directions. Alas, my room isn't the largest...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

You get this set up, then you know no fear (other than dust mites, which is valid)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I have my bed against 3 walls, and it's fucking fantastic

Bit annoying as a tall person, but I feel so safe in my cave.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That'd be a dream, even better if the ceiling is low!

My cousins had a weird space in their house that was on top of a staircase, it was basically a storage space for bedding but perfect for us kids to hide in. We'd access it through a small door that was 1,5 meter up from floor. It was big enough to lie in and sit upright. I wish I had that in our flat, I'd definitely make a nest there!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Oooh that sounds lovely! Add some fabric on the walls, some fairy lights, a curtain... I'd never leave!

I did think about adding a curtain to my setup to make it 4 walls, but the air circulation would probably suuuck.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

3 wall bed gang 🤜🤛

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What about me? I only have the right side against a wall, the other 3 are open. Also the head is next to the door

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

You are too poor to afford a room big enough for your bed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's missing the layouts for 2 walls on opposite ends, 3 walls beds, and 4 walls, such as in Harry Potter cupboards, vans, and New York apartments.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've put my feet towards the wall when I feel too lazy to rotate the mattress.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Seems right.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Sometimes a gotta do a planar rotation when axial just isn't doing it for me.