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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

FINALLY!

My car is back from the mechanics who was doing the roadworthy check.

It's officially legal to drive lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

what did it need in the end?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The view from client office

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's a view and a half.

Weird story. Went to St. patricks cathedral with an ex and her aunt (who was a devout catholic). She was bangin' on about how god was everywhere 'like the internet'. 'In walls, in the air'. A few hours earlier she asked me to set up her wifi / chuck in the router password on her phone to use ex's internet at ex's home.. so I asked her if god forgets his password too.

Didn't go down too well.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I went to St Patrick's in November, visiting from Adelaide. An amazing building, very beautiful interior

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Happy Lunar New Year 🧧

It's the year of the ssssnake 🐍

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ooh that's me! I'm a snek 🐍

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Me too! It's gonna be a lucky year for us! 🐍

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (11 children)

Okay I’m going to officeworks. What pens do you want?

Edit: ok I’m back from the shop. I have pastel highlighters, 72 pack of Derwents, erasable ink pens some with double eraser, 4 colour pens enough for everyone, a Windsor and Newton purple, fancy green fountain pen, pack of pilot pens, and an mega multicolour pen. Also box of Bics because they are an icon, and everyone gets a multi pack of coloured post-its because they were near the cashier and who can resist them.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Good sirs, if you are going to have the balls to charge 25 dollars for a Calabrese salad then, for the love of god, the tomatoes better not be CRUNCHY. And the cheap arse everyday toms from the supermarket. 😡 It's only three ingredients FFS.

This is what I get for thinking I am going to have a little early treat because I have been disciplined this year so far. Back to home cooked.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

trying out the new telephoney up close on chillo:

I'm actually impressed.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

That's a nice picture.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

phone up and running. Oppo A18. Pretty painless. Not bad for $180.

First piccy:

Nothing to write home about but it works.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I made the mistake of looking at the forecast for next week 🥵

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Well there goes the weekend. Aircon and sleep it is.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (5 children)

New phone probably arriving today. As a kid would've been excited but not these days so got an el' cheapo crappy one (oppo something or rather).

Old iphone refuses to charge I think because of bringing into the ocean so many times and the charging port has corroded lol. Worth it though. Had to be replaced anyway but I'm glad it kicked the bucket doing what it loved.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know that you mean. The excitement has pretty much evaporated for me as well.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Yay, I have clearance to "piss off" early today. Just have to make a site visit quickly, spend a little time there and go home from there.

Should be home before 2:30 today.

Just in time for the cricket and a late lunch!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (23 children)

Ssss Sssssss 🐍
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Please tip🧧

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Extra long noodles, for new year snake. 🧧

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm growing some orchids from cuttings and some mushies grew from the orchid mix , cute

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Might try and plan a last minute long weekend in Antarctica.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Everyday, I wake up and I feel like I haven't really woken up until night time. So I go the whole day metaphorically staring into space.

Maybe I need to start taking iron tablets again.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Rode into work today for the first time and it's a pleasant ride. This is also comparing a 15km ride to a 33km ride into the city. I also don't have to cart a laptop to work, and I'm not towing a trailer full of kids which I usually do on the bike

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Friend: You should get married someday. You seem like the type.

Me: Why?

Friend: So you can give us red pockets. 🧧Married people are supposed to give them out.

Just now:

💀

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

hmm hopefully your friend was only joking.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I get the whole pokemon thing now.

I've watched a handful of episodes. Can definitely see how it became so popular.

Season 1 episode 17: The Pokemon are stranded on an island and they all talk to each other lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

finally got to a ripe strawberry before whatever is eating them (despite being net'ed I might ad). God it was good! Only 1, and not massive but it was so sweet and flavorful how do you ever go back to store brought ones after that?!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (6 children)

You don't. Homegrown strawbs have spoiled me for life. As has homegrown asparagus, tomatoes, lettuce, cucumbers and green beans. And quite a lot of other veg that I haven't grown for a while now. But home strawbs a pretty damn special.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can't sleep, clown will eat me.

At least I'm up early, and hopefully I'll sleep tonight.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

yesterday I cheesemared about assassins in dark robes ( mr seagoon got them tho ) , today it was war/bombing/soldiers coming to my neighbourhood

i should probably not have cheesebread in the evening and should stop watching news for a bit

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

While I'm sorry you had a cheesemare (go Mr Seagoon though!), I am so pleased to see the word cheesemare, haha!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (11 children)

I'm running a local version of the new Deepseek "Ai" and I'm really fucking impressed.

This is a bigger deal than I thought.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (15 children)

I made a bowl of jelly again.

Wonder if I should save it for the warmer weekend coming up.

Also got no idea how to start and finish this penatonne I was given a few weeks ago.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

have the panetone for breakfast

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Visiting a client today. Always a good time with these guys!

Hopefully a nice easy day. Hopefully..

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Good night everyone, love you all, sweet dreams 😘

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

lost my favorite pair of glasses. no worries go to order a replacement, except they don't do them any more. god damn it now I gotta go start the process all over again!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

What shall it be for breakfast in the city today... I'm think phó at the minute

Edit: phó it is

spoiler

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I didn’t know that Baci chocolates come with a quote inside. This one I had was this: “Love life more than its logic, for only then will you grasp its meaning”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Maybe eating discount 7/11 sandwiches two days in a row wasn't the best idea. Either that or something else is definitely setting off the fart machine big time today

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