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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Zu Hilf'! Das Kind brennt lichterloh!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Wo sind die Eltern wo?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We äctually have a word for zhis, "Märchenbuchlebenswegbeschreitungszwang"!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For feline observed spontaneous combustion or fear of German authors?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

For feeling like you have to live in a German fairy tale. The cat one would be the Haustierbesitzerverbrennungsprozessbeobachtung, the other would be the Märchenschreiberangststörung. Silly, that's German 101!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fuck me - I'm still stuck on when to use "der," "die," or "das."

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago

It's simple, you use 'der' when using 'the' is appropriate. 'Die', on the other hand, is equivalent to 'the' and takes those places instead. Then comes 'das' which means 'the' and you can just map that to its English equivalent.

Hope it helps! :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You can stick a lot of German words together, but it isn't easy to give this mess a meaning. It isn't normally used. More than 3 is blasphemy.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

Ah yes, the girl that was burned alive for not using ze proper sewing technique, an all time German classic Gutenachtgeschichte.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

She was burned alive because she played with matches.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

wasn't she burned alive for playing with fire?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

My grandma had the Struwwelpeter book. I did kinda enjoy it if I remember correctly. The guy cutting off a kid's fingers with his huge scissors did kinda creep me out tho.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fun fact: the monikers used for these children in the book are used in coloquial speech to describe children that misbehave or exhibit behavioral discrepencies:

  • shock headed Peter: an unkempt, filthy child
  • fidgety Philip: ADHS or hyperactive child
  • Johnny-Head-in-the-Air: daydreaming, absent mindedness
  • wicked Frederick: cruelty to animals (sociopathy, lack of empathy often reveal themselves this way early on)
  • Soup Caspar: eating disorder, perhaps
  • etc

The original book was written by a medical doctor dealing with children, go figure!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Well that explains why my psychiatrist’s nickname for me is “Peter, Philip, and Johnny in a trenchcoat.”

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was particularily fond of the one where two boys play pranks on adults. Until they get ground to crumbs while alive and then fed to the geese in the end, that is...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Max und Moritz! Always admired Wilhelm Busch's drawing style.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Here in Estonia we have a meat comp named after them. Wonder what they make their sausage out of...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had this book when I was a child.

The illustrations are permanently burned to my mind's eye.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Me too. Can't forget the child who starves to death. Drawing stick figures was a pain.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Oh man: Look up the Korean version of cindarella (Wikipedia has a brief on the cindarella page): The evil step sister (only one in that version) gets butchered and made into a korean dish and send to the evil step motger as a gift. after she ate it, she gets told that she just ate part of her daughter before also getting executed.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

*Struwwelpeter

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

German fairy tales are dark

laughs in Irish.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (5 children)

This book didn’t traumatise me but I remember it was really dark and maybe too dark for kids.

Remembering the guy with the long legs cutting fingers off, this is horror movie material how I remember it… maybe traumatise it did

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I still remember the soup standing ontop of the grave of the boy that didnt want to eat and so he just died. Also how thin he was in the last drawing of him. It was haunting. th-1674725500

After 4 days he was "as thin as a thread".

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Yes, but now you aren't a thumb sucker anymore, right? By the help of that skillful guy.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Yo, is it too late to find another author? Asking for a friend.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

The twist is that it's a German Humoristic tale.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

She must be one hell of a liar if her whole dress is on fire.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was just thinking the other day... Someone should make a move from the Struwwelpeter Book. PEGI 18

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

But how? In a Final Destination flow, where the audience is thinking: "oh boy, these kids will all die after school."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Don't make me call the taylor!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Learn your rules. You'd better learn your rules.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Oh man: Look up the Korean version of cindarella (Wikipedia has a brief on the cindarella page): The evil step sister (only one in that version) gets butchered and made into a korean dish and send to the evil step motger as a gift. after she ate it, she gets told that she just ate part of her daughter before also getting executed.

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