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[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My doctor diagnosed me with "no rizz". The fuck?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 23 hours ago

Doc, why you 360 nocap me like that?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gng

Look like consensus's changed over the years. I still dunno what's gng

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Good night gamers?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I assumed it was meant to be gang, but the "a" would've been censored anyway so it was just excluded.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

For the Americans, they also hand you a billion dollar bill and gesture at their fish tank-sized tip jar.

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Anyway, I don't wanna sound like a dick or nothing, but I looked at your charts and it seems like you're fucked up, you talk like a fag, and your shit may be removed.

EDIT: Due to the number of reports this has gotten I have been advised by the mods to note that this is a direct quote from the scene above.

I have been banned from blahaj.zone for quoting a movie in a different instance

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

I'm calling the booboo police for the feelings you hurt!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Haha. Well done. At the time that this movie came out, this dialogue wasn't even considered that offensive.

It was kind of like an Australian calling someone a cunt.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

No, it was a satire movie.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Frame it however you want but this was how 12-20 year old American males spoke to each other in the 90s and early 2000s.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

Wouldn't one expect a world full of idiots to be homophobic?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

The first doctor that calls me "scrote" gets punched in the face.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

You should put Attribution under your quotes. The parent is the only thing you can quote without.

When you just see this I expect them to have edited their post. If there was an easy way to see prior versions of a comment that would be fine.

[–] SplashJackson 1 points 1 day ago

Samesame, I quoted Austin Powers

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

macOS Lexus 🔜

[–] [email protected] 73 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lol yeah just like how millennial doctors say "epic fail" and hold up a spork.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How dare you forget that the spork is mustachioed

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

And bacon flavoured

[–] [email protected] 48 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

"My guy, you got that Ligma for real"

"Excuse me?"

"Ligma balls lmao goteem, but real talk man it's like, super aids or something, devvo'ed"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

That will be two million dollars (inflation).

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 23 hours ago

Skibbity rizz. In other words, terminal.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I see you guys never visited a GP in the Netherlands

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

Idk my sample size of 2 might be small but both are actually quite decent.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

would you like some skibidy yeet with that sir?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Forgot the ridiculous broccoli perm too

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

He likes large butts, and he does not fib.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Well, at least he cares more than current doctors.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ship ship ship! Ship ship, ship ship ship. Ship.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

more like in 2026