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US President Donald Trump has said his administration temporarily halted foreign spending to “look at the scams, dishonesty, waste and abuse that’s taking place in our government for too long”.

That included $50m “sent to Gaza to buy condoms for Hamas”, the president said, repeating a claim made earlier by White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt.

“You know what’s happened to them? They’ve used them as a method of making bombs,” Trump said in televised remarks.

The US Agency for International Development (USAID) contraceptive funding for 2023 does not list any funding for condoms for the entire Middle East region that year.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

It'll be so nice when that gabbling imbecile leaves this world. I know he'll just be replaced by another asshole, but at least we won't have to hear his whiny voice anymore or his Alzheimers word salad ramblings.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Does it physically hurt to be that stupid?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This whole administration is going to be nothing but reactions to ridiculous Twitter rumors. I'm just waiting for Trump to declare NASA is a scam because he heard the Earth is flat and there is no "space".

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Trump hates space because in space no-one can hear you ramble incoherently

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Sign me up!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Now I'm dying to know how to make a bomb with a condom.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

FIrst, fill it with water...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

J. Post lies so much, it's hard to take this seriously... But my mind toys with the idea, regardless.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wouldn't doubt that it's been tried, with some kind of airborne delivery. Whether that delivery made use of condoms or not is questionable, how widespread or successful the attempts have been is unclear.

But it might be technically feasible, though I would not expect condoms to be the best choice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Necessity is the mother of invention?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You mean there's actually some truth to this?

Also, bombdom.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago

I mean, to the extent of using a helium-filled condom as a super-inaccurate delivery device for a very small explosive or smoldering tinder, yes. Balloons, trash bags, plastic dropcloths would all work better.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Better not use a trojan. If you can make a condom into a bomb, there's a leak and it's a bad condom.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Me too, tbh

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

So is this the same excuse they will use when they go to ban contraceptives?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Ah, yes, Palestinians and their dicksplosives. Do we really have this hallucinating fuckhead as a president? Is this what reality is?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Where does he come up with this shit?

Seriously, that takes a seriously fucked up brain to seriously consider and then say out loud.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

I don't think he does the seriously considering part.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

so foreign aid and sales of pagers to israel will also be halted? hmm