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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago

Less than one brainless year later

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 hours ago

I've had a bowel obstruction. It's not fun. Worst point in my life.

This is the part when I'm supposed to say I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. I would though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I used to have a pretty good habit of drinking green smoothies at least twice a week. Best bowel movements I ever had in my life, by far.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

And what stopped you from a good habit that had the best bowel movements?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

How poor does your diet need to be to cause bowel movement problems, obvious medical conditions aside?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

I would imagine mdonalds is bad enough to do it.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago

Couldn't have happened to a worse POS

[–] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago

I like hearing about the suffering of useless idiots.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I'm fine with fewer details, 'k thanks.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 20 hours ago

Say less. Say less.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 21 hours ago

I made fun of that moron once. The number of responses I got from their mindless followers was amusing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 21 hours ago

Bro only ate dialup

[–] [email protected] -3 points 16 hours ago

Pickhure iof text is funy