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[–] [email protected] 103 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What? This doesn't belong here. The Onion community is for satirical comedy news stories.

This.....this is just a recap of recent events.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah satire is hanging on by a thread these days

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Hey at least comedians have plenty of material

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Everyone is a comedian just by the mere act of reporting the news at it happens

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

I'm not convinced that the onion isn't going to just start posting real news to see if anyone notices.

I'm struggling already....

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 days ago (1 children)

May he die soon and painfully 🙏

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

I don't want him to die soon. I want him to get locked in syndrome for a few years first. Let him have a preview of hell.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 days ago

tfw the onion reports facts while MSM reports even more bullshit than ever

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Could just say racist idiot. Poor onion, they can't create more bizarre topics than modern reality provides anymore.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

More crazy face images need to be circulated.