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[–] [email protected] 106 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As a Canadian, I'd like to buy a drink for someone within walking distance of Trump tower. Preferably a pitcher of cheap beer.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago

Diabolical.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

maybe some beets?

[–] [email protected] 72 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Weird I thought Trump liked gold.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If the rumors about his odor are to be believed, though, he may not like showers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Unless it is a golden shower

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Golden showers yields trumpian flowers

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can expect this in New York. There are lack of bathrooms. People pee everywhere

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 day ago (3 children)

it'll never cease to baffle me that "free public toilets are a fundamental human right" isn't the bog standard opinion, because people are going to piss and shit regardless and we should prefer them to do so in a toilet.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pay toilets, and their inhuman morals, were the subject of at least a few Sea Chantys that date back to the 18th or 19th Century.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

In ancient Rome, businesses fought over the right to put up free public toilets.
Then they sold the piss.
And the government taxed the piss.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

free public toilets

aka bushes

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Aka Henry Kissinger's grave

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

trickle down economy or sth

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 days ago

I support organized pissings

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Urine speaks louder than words

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

On a politician or a prison warden.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 days ago

Strength in numbers

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

You can pee in a soda bottle, then just pur it while you pass by.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago

Vote with your bladder!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I wonder if you can even smell the difference walking by.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well, if you can't beat 'em

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Wrong body fluid!