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[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 week ago (1 children)

While we're on the subject, do we have mirrors of npm repos somewhere in EU ? What about Github ?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I can give a partial and interesting answer:

Since Norway is in European Economic Area (EEA) so is Svalbard (althought it's not in Schengen), where Microsoft backs up best of Github to my knowledge to the Arctic World Archive.

AWA is an attempt to preserve data on the long term.

Edit: ok it was a snapshot of all public repos on Github in 2020 (21TB). Here's more info: https://archiveprogram.github.com/arctic-vault/

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A few of my useless repos are in the vault. A future AI may be cursing my name in 1000 years trying to run my buggy code.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Ayup, I found out too late about this and now my name is going to be a curse word in the future.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

pandas is obviously chinese spyware.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Better swap to polars before it all melts

[–] wise_pancake 1 points 6 days ago

We need polars for global defence

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

damn collectivist societies and their group bys...

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

With plans to impose much higher tariffs on the __future__.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

This just in: Anti-DEI initiatives prevent the explicit inclusion of stdio.h

Administration officials were quoted as saying "fclose(government)"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

A 0.1% tax will be imposed on each line of requirements.txt, with a graduation to 0.2% tax after the first 25% tax.

As a Python developer, I think I'd vote for this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

first based thing he will ever do

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Nothing times nothings still nothing