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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 hour ago

Astrology daughter won’t try and destabilize the world with star charts

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Astrology daughter. NFT son will be bankrupt in your basement, no matter what. Astrology daughter might marry a rich guy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Only if he's not a Taurus. No amount of money can get Mercury back in alignment.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

And if she doesn't, she hopefully tries to be a kind person and sell pretty gems.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

astrology son and nft daughter

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Both are recoverable but the astrology daughter is much cheaper to handle. Tarot, crystals, and star charts don't eat retirement funds.

Daughter with a Psychic, much tougher call.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

How about daughter who is a psychic?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

Psychiatry is expensive yeah.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 58 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Astrology daughter. Nft son is stupid, and probably a jackass. Astrology daughter likely has her heart in the right place and just thinks it's a fun little thing.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Astrology daughter might have her heart in the right place but she's still stupid, and her prejudiced woo-woo beliefs are going to end up hurting people and society.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 28 minutes ago

Chill down! You sound almost like a Taurus!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago

I wish I could see NFT's as just a fun little thing tbh. But nft sons have ruined that.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

100% an astrology daughter. like a third of everybody believe in astrology anyway, so she'll receive plenty of support from her peers.

nft son is just going to... I mean, that doesn't end well.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

There's a path from nft son to incel that's scary. Astrology daughter easy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Yeah I'd rather not have allergy-denying magical thinkers poisoning me with peanuts

[–] [email protected] 50 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

You ruined my day by reminding me that a third of people believe in astrology

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I think what time of year you are born may have some affect on your personality at least.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 minutes ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

a third of everyone

I hope not. I don't want to see the data. Just this once, lie to me if you have to.

But still astrology daughter. Nft son is ... I don't want to have my money stolen to gamble in a scam casino. I intend to be able to send my astrology daughter to university and if my nft son does what nft sons do, I can't.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Yes, around a third, or to be more precise everyone born between May and August.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 44 minutes ago

That is so Taurus, Geminis, cancers, Leos, virgos! So typical! Am I right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It’s 70% of the US, would explain a lot

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 minutes ago

where is this data from? i can't seriously believe it even if it is the us

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Right?! As long as it's not the Nazi version of astrology

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

Well there is the Nazi version of nft sons... So... I guess even then... I guess... I take the Nazi astrology daughter... And then I blame myself for being a bad parent who failed to teach them properly morals.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 26 minutes ago

There is a nazi version of nft sons and a nazi adjacent version. I'm not aware of a third one

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Odds are that the Nazi astrology daughter would marry a nazi nft son...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

So you are saying, I get to choose between Nazi nft son and Nazi nft son In law... I guess either way, I get one. What is more embarrassing that my daughter would choose a nft bro or that my son is a nft bro? I guess the former as it involves 2 people.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

In law? No, no, the siblings marry.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 hours ago