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[–] [email protected] 2 points 16 minutes ago

Child neglect is probably the cause

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 hours ago

Both equally insufferable, but NFT son is more consequentially risky.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 hours ago

Astrology daughter won’t try and destabilize the world with star charts

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Astrology daughter. NFT son will be bankrupt in your basement, no matter what. Astrology daughter might marry a rich guy.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Only if he's not a Taurus. No amount of money can get Mercury back in alignment.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 minutes ago

But the Taurus was sold under the Ford brand. The Mercury version was called the Sable.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

And if she doesn't, she hopefully tries to be a kind person and sell pretty gems.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Both are recoverable but the astrology daughter is much cheaper to handle. Tarot, crystals, and star charts don't eat retirement funds.

Daughter with a Psychic, much tougher call.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

How about daughter who is a psychic?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago

Psychiatry is expensive yeah.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago

astrology son and nft daughter

[–] [email protected] 64 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Astrology daughter. Nft son is stupid, and probably a jackass. Astrology daughter likely has her heart in the right place and just thinks it's a fun little thing.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

Astrology daughter might have her heart in the right place but she's still stupid, and her prejudiced woo-woo beliefs are going to end up hurting people and society.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 minutes ago

Sure

But compared to an nft son, a lot less.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 hours ago

Chill down! You sound almost like a Taurus!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago

I wish I could see NFT's as just a fun little thing tbh. But nft sons have ruined that.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 12 hours ago (5 children)

100% an astrology daughter. like a third of everybody believe in astrology anyway, so she'll receive plenty of support from her peers.

nft son is just going to... I mean, that doesn't end well.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

There's a path from nft son to incel that's scary. Astrology daughter easy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

Yeah I'd rather not have allergy-denying magical thinkers poisoning me with peanuts

[–] [email protected] 54 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

You ruined my day by reminding me that a third of people believe in astrology

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I think it has an effect, not inherently, but only because we then standardize schooling based on birth year, not actual age. Starting at four years and one month vs four years and eleven months (where I am, it starts even earlier, at two years and six months/three years and five months for kindergarten) means students are in a wildly different developmental stages. I don’t think it’s necessarily a lifelong thing, but at least during school, the kids who start at a later age are better at sports, so they’re more likely to make sports teams, which certainly affects your personality.

I would never say that I believe in astrology though.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

a third of everyone

I hope not. I don't want to see the data. Just this once, lie to me if you have to.

But still astrology daughter. Nft son is ... I don't want to have my money stolen to gamble in a scam casino. I intend to be able to send my astrology daughter to university and if my nft son does what nft sons do, I can't.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, around a third, or to be more precise everyone born between May and August.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

That is so Taurus, Geminis, cancers, Leos, virgos! So typical! Am I right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It’s 70% of the US, would explain a lot

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

where is this data from? i can't seriously believe it even if it is the us

[–] [email protected] 1 points 48 minutes ago

I just googled it, so take it with a grain of salt

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I think what time of year you are born may have some affect on your personality at least.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Like, at all? You don’t think babies born during summer months have a different enough experience than babies born in winter months that their personalities could be affected. Even a tiny bit? That’s all I’m saying.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

A teensy bit?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Right?! As long as it's not the Nazi version of astrology

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Well there is the Nazi version of nft sons... So... I guess even then... I guess... I take the Nazi astrology daughter... And then I blame myself for being a bad parent who failed to teach them properly morals.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

There is a nazi version of nft sons and a nazi adjacent version. I'm not aware of a third one

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Odds are that the Nazi astrology daughter would marry a nazi nft son...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

So you are saying, I get to choose between Nazi nft son and Nazi nft son In law... I guess either way, I get one. What is more embarrassing that my daughter would choose a nft bro or that my son is a nft bro? I guess the former as it involves 2 people.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

In law? No, no, the siblings marry.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 13 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 12 hours ago