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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Well if she wanted me then she'd magically appear in my Living Room and ask me out, obviously.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Seriously! Everyone I know tells me "it just kinda happened, she just showed up one day and we hit it off."

No one is just showing up in my living room, I'm almost 40 already! I call b.s!

:P

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I had a cute girl knock on my door once and come into my apartment. She then tried to get me to join some weird cult she was in and I had trouble getting her to leave.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

I used to like this girl on my bus in 7th grade who lived in my neighborhood. I remember working on our family garden and thinking wouldn’t it be great if the girl biked over here and saw how hard I work.

Like this girl who barely knew me would randomly decide to visit my home when I happened to be working in the garden.

Unreal.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was a always-home person and I was obviously mostly single. Then I decided to go to a foreign country to learn a language. My father mocked me by saying I will bring a girl back home. But I didn't bring back a girl... As she stayed there at the time... But we are planning on getting married...

So many people are single because they just stay at home.

Also if you want to find someone, love yourself first and don't hunt for a partner. Just engage in social settings in your limited free time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Also, don't just go out in a social setting if you want to meet prospective dates. Go out in a social setting with a healthy amount of people in your dating pool.

I have some social hobbies but they tend to be mostly filled with older people and/or tons of other dudes. Kinda hard to meet a lady my age with that

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

~Waiting for my T-800~

an android crashes through the wall wielding a shotgun

“Come with me if you want to live.”

[–] [email protected] 60 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dad: “Be yourself… in front of other people.”

Kid: “Oh.”

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

So, instead of just playing video games by myself, I should do a livestream?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well......cheeto dust obviously! Nobody wants to kiss something the color of trump's ass.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

But cheeto dust makes the kiss taste good.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Gotta be yourself somewhere else

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago