this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2025
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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

And yet there was absolutely nothing about this story on the BBC news this morning!

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If it was Waitrose they would be on it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

MSM under the government's orders don't want you to know this one easy trick to make your own ketchup!

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

what did he shove some vinegar and sugar up there too?

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I think he's already full of vinegar.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Not just any vinegar....

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You know, I could have gone through life not reading that, but now I have to suffer existence with that in my head. Thanks mate.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Always classy, the sport!

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

A burden shared is a burden doubled, or something like that.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why single out M&S in this instance? Is the insinuation here that other supermarkets vine tomatoes are ok to use for this purpose?

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

These are not just any vine tomatoes. these are M&S vine tomatoes

Said sensually.

Edit: for those curious itโ€™s a running theme in their adverts. Here

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

I find itโ€™s easier than apples for keeping the doctor away. More pliable.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

If you're not using beef tomatoes then you're doing it wrong.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

This rises a number of questions, none of which should be articulated let alone answered!