Thankfully, the dipshit, Buddy, is not related to former President Jimmy Carter.
this post was submitted on 11 Feb 2025
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I wonder if the any Russians reading this might wonder if this was how their government sounded when they invaded Ukraine.
What is he doing or plotting that is so brutal as to create such a smokescreen?
Careful, his idiot followers are going to believe this 4200%
I'm not saying this as a joke, but I recently saw the movie Greenland and I'm confident this is all happening because he watched it.
mild spoilers
Main character is a man from his demographic. A presidential message is what's supposed to save people. Greenland is where people go for safety. Main character cheated on his wife but it's ok because he saved his family.
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Those colors don't even make green you morons
Can we all just start chanting "Eggs" whenever he tries to talk from now on? I'd like that.
I know this is all a distraction so they can do even more fucked up shit, but this is next level stupid. My nephew could come up with something better.
Let’s face it, calling anything “green” is woke.
/s
If all AOC had to do was rebrand it to the Red White and Blue New Deal to get Republicans on board, I'm going to have an aneurysm.
This nonsensical stunt is the political equivalent of jingling keys in front of a baby.
I hate this fucking country and I'm going to either get out or go off-grid as soon as I can muster it financially
This is a kind of thing that a Metal Gear villain would pull.
Where's the cyborg twink Raiden to stop this? Or Snake. Or anyone else. Even Machine Gun Kid would suffice (Kid With A Mere AR15 missed by a lot).
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Orangeland.
"is to be given" is the wrong case to use, the bill is in committee. "Would be given" would be better to say.
Fuck us all forever.