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[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Rather inconsiderate of him

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Absolutely no respect for his fans.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

he straight up ruined my day smh

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

“Everyone likes to be told that everything’s going to be okay,” said Dr. Emil Dahl. “And the people posting these ultimately worthless comments get to feel like they did something good for a stranger. Ordinarily, such platitudes are innocuous, but it becomes dangerous when people like Mr. Stoltz put too much faith in the power of internet comments. He was so encouraged by his anonymous online supporters that he cavalierly decided to forego my attempts at treatment, feeling it was unnecessary. The last time he left my office, he simply said, ‘Thanks, doc, but I got this’ while giving me double-finger cannons.”

Wonderful

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

"You got this" doesn't mean you don't have to make an effort! That's on him.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago

This is so sad, can we get 50K likes?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lemmy would have cured him.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Nothing a good bean-laden poop hold-in won't cure!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Bin laden bean laden was suffocated by satan.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Should have used Reddit in conjunction with Facebook thoughts and prayers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's not too late, he's still got this!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Here's how he can still have this"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Its sad. I'm not getting even one "you got this".