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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

what’s interesting is that topologically, shirts only have 3 holes. so you’re entering one hole and then, shortly afterwards, leaving that hole in addition to the two other ones.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 54 minutes ago

You forgot the holes for the buttons.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 35 minutes ago

Topologically, you're entering and exiting the 3 holes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Wait until you learn about zip-up onesies and how they break mathematics.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You've piqued my interest. You got some o' them links?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 47 minutes ago

Sure, here's a pretty good high-level overview to at least get you started:

It's still a very new field, so I think there are more questions than answers, at this stage.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 52 minutes ago (1 children)

Does the zip make a difference??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 40 minutes ago

I mean...you tell me?

tl;dr: I'd call it a pretty big fucking difference. It changes the math completely.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 28 minutes ago

Technically, it's going out of 4 since you never put your whole body through the first hole.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 53 minutes ago

This is my hole, it was made for me!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 46 minutes ago

That’s clearly a button down, which is: wraps around and two arm holes.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

This is how I learned to stop misspelling necessary: your shirt has one collar and two sleeves.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 hour ago

so, nessacery?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 hours ago

Thanks, I'm the perfect kind of dumb that I will remember this while forgetting how to spell nessicary every time.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Should we discuss fingerless gloves?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 29 minutes ago) (1 children)

Nah, no point in talking about pure fiction, mate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 56 minutes ago

handerpants are real and you cant tell me otherwise

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago

it doesnt even go all the way through, it just edges there until you pull out

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 hours ago

I could have done without this knowledge

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago

Like a funky fabric birth.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

For some reason I thought this was about human bodies at first

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

I also thought it was a sex reference