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Men Face $1,000 Fine if They 'Discharge Semen' Under New Bill (www.newsweek.com)

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A bill proposed to the Ohio statehouse will make male ejaculation without intent to have a baby, a fineable offense of up to $10,000.

The bill has been proposed by State Representatives Anita Somani and Tristan Rader, who wrote it to point out what they see as the absurdity of rules that control women's bodies but do not control men's. It has not been formally introduced to the House Floor yet.

Per Somani and Rader, men would face a $1,000 first offense, $5,000 second offense, and $10,000 subsequent offense fine to "discharge semen or genetic material without intent to fertilize an embryo."

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Well, there goes my retirement.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Woe's Hollow

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

That's a lot of overdraft fees. Just gonna make me masturbate even harder though.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Doing some quick math, I have in my possession a 1.2 billion dollar RATM tshirt with Che’s eye stuck together for good.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The poor agents that will have to watch the recordings of proof of discharge in order to charge these men.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

"Sorry, afraid we cannot discharge you"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

This is uh...quite biblical actually, as someone got executed for this. They should make it punishable by exexution while they are at it. Why be a theocratic distopia only half-way?

[–] Arghblarg 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Well, I can see where they're coming from excuse the pun

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Gives a whole new meaning to "hide yo kids".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

https://youtu.be/bzVHjg3AqIQ

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