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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pack of camels has two meanings (actual camels vs. the cigarette brand). Mind blown.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Wait until you discover vaping and carts !!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They're terrible monsters that rob graves and feed on human flesh. Beware.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well yeah, but are they after my ciggies now too?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Apparently. Beware.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Those are teenagers who boof Zyn

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

I know some of those words

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

this reads like the "jorking my penitis" copypasta

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We found no goblins, we found no ghouls, because they don't exist!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

This one here, he's likely the ghoul. Only a ghoul denies the existence of ghouls

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Now I have! Mind blown x2

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Lost their camels, still have their toes.