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coin gets rejected, he has hit awkwardly hold the doll, grab the coin and try to put it in the right way

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 weeks ago

Well of course HDGAF, it was deflated.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago

does that count as a blow job?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

At least he didn't fill her up right then and there afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

People gotta stop being weird about sex.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

A sex doll is almost the definition of "weird about sex"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe if we weren't weird about sex, folks wouldn't need to fuck a balloon.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Why is it so weird? How is it any different than a pucket pussy or a vibrator?

People have sex. Lots of people, lots of sex and as much different way to have sex.

It's a toy made specifically for sex. Nothing weird about it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This feels a lot like a bachelor party thing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

It's exactly like that. Except without the bachelor. Or the party.

Well, maybe a little bit of party.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Then do it again.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The free air pump is the wildest thing about this?

Free? Where is this?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can find these stations in lots of public places in Europe. They usually have some tools for basic bicycle repair too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Shit, in the US you now gotta swipe a credit card to buy air. TO BUY AIR!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Has anyone ever used one of those blow up "sex dolls" cause like I can't imagine it actually feeling good. More just a gag decoration at a party

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

As a person equipped with a penis I can promise you, if there is a hole, some one has put their dick in it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well no doubt about that. I'm asking how it feels. I don't imagine it's good

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Just Asking For A Friend

I assume you'd lube it up but yeah. Lonely dudes aren't shelling out 3k for full sized fuck dolls because $20 blowups are an acceptable substitute.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Cheaper to buy a coconut

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Blowing it up, might be a prank. Fucking it? Well yeah, he don't care.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

My bro was visiting family in the united states of north of Mexico, and while there got to visit Chicago. First thing he saw entering the train was a "just an ass - vagina" of a used sex doll trashed on the entrance of the wagon.... keep not giving a fuck northmexicans

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

"It's for a friend"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How old is that picture? Are there any JPEG daters in here?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I wonder how accurate you can date a picture based on jpeg artifacts and resolution.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

That's actually really interesting. I bet you could do it really well if you had some measure of how popular the image was

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

No one wants to have sex with a headache.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I mean he probably should've waited until night

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

When he carries it away afterwards, is that sex trafficking?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Most socially adept The Long Drive player.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

That looks like Judy. She's more of an inflatable companion. Only hole she has is the air nozzle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Garbage-tier life goals

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I'd do the same if there're no kids or young girls around

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

"Yes officer, this comment right here"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Please explain the difference between young girls and young boys in this scenario.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 weeks ago

young girls 18-24 I'd say. I have nieces that are this age. I just want to pump my doll and go home in peace