I ate a pizza...FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
OP, this should be, at least, a weekly rally, to boost the morale of the warriors. For the glory of the Empire!
this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2025
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Indeed, how glorious it is to wallow in the mighty deeds of our fellow warriors. MORE GLORY TO THE EMPIRE.
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I brushed my daughter's hair... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Strong hair! Strong heir! Glory to you and your house!
Strengthening the bonds of your house! Strong houses make for a strong empire! Glory to you!
I went to bed FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
Refreshing the strength of the warrior! Glory to you and your house!
I told a member of an LGBT organization in York, UK that I would be happy for any help I can get regarding finding me a job above the UK family visa income threshold so my gay daughter can stay here longer than six months after he offered to look over my CV and give me pointers... for the glory of the empire?
Allies make The Empire stronger. Glory to your house!
Glory to your house! There is force to be found seeking allies!
Studying for the glory of The Empire!
More might for the might of the glorious empire and future personal victory and glory to you, intellectual warrior!
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I browsed Lemmy while pretending to pay attention to a conference call... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!!!
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Gave my dog a slice of pepperoni FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
I masturbated... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Was that about the sexy queer goth parties you were asking about, I mean, your friend was asking about last week?
Never mind. Doesn't matter. Glorious orgasms for the glory of the glorious empire! May your glorious orgasms be strong and frequent!
Not so frequent that they interfere in a negative way with maintaining your daily life, of course, just frequent enough to give LOTS OF GLORY TO THE EMPIRE!
I farted for the glory of the empire!
Thanks to you guys, I stopped and did 20 pushups and 50 crunches FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Seriously though, you guys in this post are all awesome. Thanks for a smile in these dark days.
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I've kneaded, flattened, rolled, and kneaded a mixture of 3 cups flour, 1 cup water, 2 tbsp oil, 1.5 tsp active yeast, 1 tsp salt, and a fistful of sourdough starter lightly adjusting water and flour for the correct consistency (it should be lightly sticky, easy to flatten and roll, and glossy at the end) and then covered with a pair of damp cheese cloths then set aside overnight (the rag may need dampening again in the morning by adding a little water to make the dough let go of it) for the glory of the empire.
Artisan bread feeds the warrior spirit. Glory to your house!
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I rode the train... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Mass transit is the lifeblood of the Empire's economy. Glory to your house!
I'm going to bed... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
Restore your strength, fellow warrior! Glory to you and your house!
I took a dump... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
The movement of the bowels is the movement of the Empire. Glory to you and your house!
I commented on lemmy... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Civil discourse is the foundation of the Empire! Glory to you and your house!
I'm having panic attacks and psychotic episodes... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE.
Acknowledging one's challenges is the first step on the warrior's path. Glory to you and your house!
Thanks!
I'm doing my best and have progressed leaps and bounds in the last few years. I have a psychiatrist, therapy, and some medication.
Ptsd is a bitch...
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I provided myself with sustenance to face the rest of my work day... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
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