this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
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  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Overthink, straight to jail. Underthink, also jail.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Not thinking?

Believe it or not, also jail.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Nice try to stop thinking and focus on your breathing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

IM STILL THINKING BUT UNDER

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Take deep breaths to reach under.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

An now all together:
🎼 If you're happy and you know it... 🎶

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Instructions Clarification:

Do not blow brains out. Doing so gives your enemies an undeserved victory.