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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted, clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Latex gloves are finger condoms. Thimbles are finger armour.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Latex gloves are hand condoms.

These are finger condoms.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Ironically called "Handguards", but I concur good sir.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (5 children)

More like a finger chastity belt. They do make finger condoms though, I don't remember what they're for

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

It's for those times when a full glove would be too formal. Casual Fridays at the doctor's office, that sort of thing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I work in a restaurant, they are super useful for protecting a band aid on a new cut ( the condom keeps it water sealed ). We have to wash our hands so many times in a day, and having a loose bandaid that could come off in food is a huge thing to avoid. Plus washing dishes you may have to reach deep into the water where a glove wouldn't keep your hand dry

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

There are medical use ones, but also for sexual use (usually with some sort of extra like hardened dots).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I had a buddy in culinary school. He apparently used a ton of them, especially when practicing knife work.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

A condom is just a dick thimble

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Does your finger ejaculate? Or, alternatively, is a condom to protect your knob from needles?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

No sounding chastity cage

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Given the solidity and protective purpose of a thimble, I'd call it more of a finger codpiece.