Not really. You can by bi or pan and monogamous. If your heart decided your person was another man, it doesn't make you stop being bi or pan.
this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2025
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You're overanalyzing it. The joke assumes gay or straight, obviously it breaks down if you start thinking about it but so do most jokes
Bi erasier is a real thing and we don't like it.
I'm in this joke despite this, my husband is gay and I'm not!
Or you consider gay to be a subset of bi and pan.
Alternatively: they're both straight, one is a stepdad, but both feel obligations to their kid.
I'm just glad the friend's got good and present family.
Being pan is awesome, especially for watching porn, cause you find every gender involved attractive.
Makes me wonder how straight people view porn. Isn't it awkward to see a person you don't find attractive naked?
I am annoyingly straight (mostly my annoyance, who wouldn't want more choices?), and I honestly don't know how much I actually process the dudes in porn, and if I do it's usually something extraordinary in direction or another. Notably giant dick, interesting physical feature/tattoo, won't shut the fuck up, etc...
I'm getting a Parks and Rec vibe with April and her boyfriend and his boyfriend haha
Can we please limit these stand up quote posts? Perhaps post them under a different stand up community? This community has been flooded with these lately and it's really annoying. The same bullshit was responsible for ruining a lot of Reddit subreddits. Please don't ruin the communities here on Lemmy.
They switch?
They are just two dudes who are bros and happen to live together
The line is drawn at the Eiffel tower tho
They're really good friends 🧡
Like bert and Ernie from sessime street! To be honest it took me 20 years my life to realise there canonically gay. I just thought they were really good friends :P
--edit They are just good friends :p
Don't tell me you've never thought you and your bro would make great dads