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[–] [email protected] 193 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Dude was blasted out of his gourd, Jesus Christ... good thing he's not in charge of the fucking Government!

[–] [email protected] 127 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I deserve to use drugs because I'm rich and I know what I'm doing. Peasants are the real drug abusers.

-Musk probably

[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

And you just know he's flying high while he has the kids on him, too... what a vile creature...

Edit: not saying this is universally a bad thing, depends on the drug and, most importantly, the parents. But in Musk's case, I can't imagine K mixed with an overinflated ego and the delusion of immortality fosters a safe environment for the wee'uns.

Edit: pot (heh) calling the kettle black corrected their errors.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He can't be around them sober is my guess. Not because he can't tolerate them but because the Elon the public/his kids see isn't really Elon. Dude is probably absolutely miserable depressed and pissy

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

Dude is probably absolutely miserable depressed and pissy

Good

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He uses dom perrignon to come down on cocaine, and then chase it with ketamine

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

You can tell when he's K-holing because that's when he lets Trump have the mic

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He's kinda in charge of fucking the government.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

(and his joke was switching the words around for a different meaning)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

If you been on ketamine, cocaine and alcohol the last week , one would look like that, probably hasn't slept for 1 week straight

[–] [email protected] 89 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 days ago (10 children)

Fortunately, and unfortunately, ketamine is rather safe. Just tell him to mix it with alcohol or grapefruit.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Can it be spiked?

With rat poison?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

Well yeah, but then that's mostly rat poison, as opposed to ketamine. Like, I could lace rice with botulinum toxin.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (2 children)

It's safe as a one off but consistent use can cause some pretty severe problems

[–] yardy_sardley 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It brings me some amount of comfort to imagine musk getting a jolt of horror every time he pisses blood.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wasn't he already doing that? You know, from his botched penis job or whatever?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Hi everybody! So what are we doing, a lengthening or a widening?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

This caused me to look up side affects, long list. Hope it hurts when he pees. He's definitely showing some symptoms:

  • holding false beliefs that cannot be changed by fact

  • unusual excitement, nervousness, or restlessness

[–] Mycatiskai 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Tell that to Chandler Bing.

Get Musk a hot tub stat.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Or tell him to get his fix from whoever supplied Matthew Perry and take a nice bath ¯\(ツ)

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He may be pissing blood now for all we know...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

Here's to hoping 🥂

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

I met Bob Camp once and told him how these images of Ren and Stimpy are burned into my brain from childhood. His reply was "We call them Gross-Ups!".

[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Did... Did you just link to TV Tropes? Do you realize what you've done?? You're now solely responsible for wasting thousands of man-hours. Oh, the humanity! 😫

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)

These eyes look like someone who has been awake for two nights on stimulants. This is something Musk is the type to do this in some mania chasing productivity. His incoherent ramblings at the time support this as well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If "productivity" is posting on Twitter thousands of times over with "based" Nazi memes. Then yes. He's very productive.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Yes, it's not real productivity of course.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 days ago

Same reason Jim Jones always wore sunglasses. Dude was relentlessly zonked out of his mind constantly.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I’ve been Living under a small rock - whats wrong with wormtongue’s eyes and why do they look like that?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Ketamine/Stimulant abuse. Elmo's probably not doing so hot since he's realized coups are actual work and not just shitposting thirty tweets and hour.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I have seen people mention ketamine in relation to Musk a couple times and I seem to be lacking some context. Is there any truth or evidence to the claim of is it humorous insult? He certainly looks blasted, but weed seems likely to me.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The ketamine bit isn’t speculation at all, he’s publicly admitted to it and says he has a prescription. At his income bracket that basically means he wanted it, so he got it.

I agree that it’s probably not (only) ketamine giving him bloodshot eyes all the time, who knows what that is though.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

'While Musk said he doesn’t drink and doesn’t “know how to smoke pot,”...'

Every JRE podcast listener knows that isn't true.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Thanks, didn't know about his "prescription"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Weed doesn't make you all hyper, cocaine and alcohol fits the bill

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

I've had open wounds less bloody than those eyes.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's it. If Xi Jinping is Pooh then Elon is Stimpy from this day forth.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Nah don't do that, don't ruin Stimpy for me. I actually loved that show.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Then definitely avoid looking up it's creator.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Yeah he's geeked out on Special K

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Seems like he’s been binging in response to being stressed out by something. Almost like he made promises he can’t keep to some very scary people and now the bills are coming due.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

This is the first relatable things he's done

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