this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2025
328 points (97.1% liked)

Lemmy Shitpost

28539 readers
4738 users here now

Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


Rules:

1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

...


2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

...


3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

...


4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

...


5. No Enciting Harassment,Brigading, Doxxing or Witch Hunts


-Do not Brigade other Communities

-No calls to action against other communities/users within Lemmy or outside of Lemmy.

-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

...


6. NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.


-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

...

If you see content that is a breach of the rules, please flag and report the comment and a moderator will take action where they can.


Also check out:

Partnered Communities:

1.Memes

2.Lemmy Review

3.Mildly Infuriating

4.Lemmy Be Wholesome

5.No Stupid Questions

6.You Should Know

7.Comedy Heaven

8.Credible Defense

9.Ten Forward

10.LinuxMemes (Linux themed memes)


Reach out to

All communities included on the sidebar are to be made in compliance with the instance rules. Striker

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

l

top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

I want those kids to cringe hard when I say "that's so skibidi sigma." It'll separate the ones with rizz from the ones who need to pay the fanum tax.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

fanum tax

What kind of food? Lunchly?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

just put the fries in the bag lil' bro

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Thanks! I was going for comedy-genius level of Will Ferrell. I will accept my award now. No cap.

[–] Nomecks 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Nomecks 3 points 2 days ago

Rizzmaxxing frfr

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Do kids actually say these things or is it just a massive troll of older generations to make them think they say these things?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My ten year old and all of his friends say these things, but I think it’s mostly as a joke at this point.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's how it starts. Everyone says it ironically until they aren't.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

My highschool self saying "no dice" sarcastically needed to know this.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You know what else is MASSIVE?

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

my 7 year old says it so much we've joked about making her pay into a skibidi jar just so we don't have to hear it every ten minutes. lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Can you get like a toilet-shaped novelty jar?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Only sometimes as a joke. It's mostly used in online memes. Even though, saying things often enough ironically makes you start to use it unironically. From my experience, that's happening with rizz. I'm from Germany and even we're starting to use rizz. It's kind of right between being used jokingly and just being used like a normal word. I also saw people in this thread saying that little kids are saying it all the time but I think that's normal. When me and my friends were in the early years of high school (I think that's the equivalent to weiterführende Schule, it's from years 5-10) we used to repeat memes like that all the time too.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

They look like a famous well-off comedy actor?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's obviously referring to the guy in the background watching them talk

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Or is referring to the scene from the boys.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

No, that's Chad Smith, the drummer of red hot chili peppers

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Haha that's so l337. Pwnd!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Guys, I left the game at “Yeet”. There’s no way I’m letting “rizz” cross my lips. You can pry “suss” from my cold dead Australian hands though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The past tense of yeet is yote, btw. Also the opposite of yeet is yoink.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Yeet those bagels my direction

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Master, what about zoinks?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I vote for yeeted

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I'm too old for yeet, but I do use 'sus' now wherever I would use suspicious (except maybe in formal settings); I'll save a few syllables where I can for later, as a treat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I'm more a sussy guy myself

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

No I think rizz is one that will enter the lexicon, being just short for charisma.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

No cap fr fr

load more comments (2 replies)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Im gen z but feel like that when i do it. Also i think its still completely normal that older people try to adjust to the times and even a good thing. We shouldnt make fun of em, well be in the same situation in a few years, even now with all the slang gen alpha uses. What i do think is important is that we dont use terms like "skibidi" which tbh dont have a meaning. I like using rizz, bussin, *-pilled, etc because they do convey a lot of meaning actually. Especially with pilled you can describe things in two words that would require a whole sentence or two otherwise. They do fill a hole in the english vocabulary.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Bussin-pilled

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

TRANSLATION:
I can't lie, this shit pisses me off for real, on God.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Thanks. Remiinded me of Robin Williams in Good Morning Vietnam:

Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn’t we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? ‘Cause of the leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we’d all be put out in K.P.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I doubt many Gen Z have seen that almost 40 year old movie

load more comments (1 replies)
[–] Rusty 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is "on god" also a gen Z slang? I've never heard it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

It's the equivalent of "I swear to God"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Far out, daddy-o. 23 skidoo!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hmmm... I don't care for most of their lingo but that's probably because I prefer using shit like bees knees, moxie, and giggle juice.

I do occasionally use fire, cool beans and hep cat. I have a weird brain.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Stop giving cats the hep

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Of course I say it because I'm old. Now get off your PlayStation so I can dial in to the BBS and post about some dames thou hast seen.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Do you think they know Gen X used to say " No caps!" Or " No capp'in!" ?

load more comments
view more: next ›