this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago

I'm impressed

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The gorilla-spreading is real.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Gorillas actually have tiny balls, and therefore have no biological reason to manspread.

They do it cause they're dicks

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I'm just gonna stand over here.... away from the gorilla you just said has tiny balls....

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Apparently gorillas are quite gentle.

https://youtu.be/7HmuTqe9s88

Still probably best not to risk it.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Babe babe babe the new Harambed just came in

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

different connotation for muslims

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago

"Honey, are you alright? Please take a seat on the Sofarambe"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Don't know why my mind immediately went there but it looks big enough to have sex on

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

"Sorry babe, we're only doing it on the gorilla from now on."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

All those "dicks out for Harambe" kids are now adults with established careers and disposable income.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Can't do it without my buddy

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

"Listen, if I wanna do a crossover between couch fucking and bestiality, I'm gonna do it. Come here, King Kong. JD is home."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

For a second I thought I'd missed that story arc in Scrubs, but then I remembered which timeline we're in.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I, too, was confused until your post enlightened me. Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

i'd try to put some furby mouth and eye motors in it and shove an Alexa/Siri in it's head.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

This was my first real out-loud laugh of the day. I don't like it, but I found it funny. Cheers.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

I genuinely fail to see how anyone could be upset about this. Who wouldn't want that couch?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I want that sofa so bad, yet I have neither the money, nor the space in my room.😭

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I looked it up, and I think it's nearly $5k...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Welcome to the world of the plastic ~~beach~~couch

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have seen this chair like 50 times already across different social media. Apparently in 2025 you can go viral and keep milking the views for months just by buying a weird piece of furniture...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Idiocracy made manifest

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

It would be fit in the Addams family house.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Gorilla gorilla