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[–] [email protected] 147 points 2 months ago (1 children)

the balls penised cockfully down the stairs

[–] [email protected] 102 points 2 months ago (2 children)

balls don't penis, dicks penis.

Balls sack nuttily.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

Writing is such an elegant craft.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is that the sound they make when you go down the stairs at just the right cadence and get like a clop clop clop

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

This thread still hunts me

[–] [email protected] 89 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I mean. I'd read that shit. Gimme skimpy armour for both men and women, stop didcriminating ;)

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love the videogames that, rather than stop making skimpy armor, have simply made all armor unisex

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Now i just wish ffVIX would update all the old gear to be unisex instead of just adding new unisex gear.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't leave us on a cliffhanger. I need to know what happened to this man's balls

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They swung around too much and got run over by a bus.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Now I wish I hadn't asked 🙁

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 months ago

I, too, mourn the loss of my balls' boisterousness. I feel seen.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago

Fortunately this is how a lot of gay erotic fiction reads.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

His mostly shaven ball sacks looked like the skin of a Shar-Pei dog, their eerie wobble mesmerized me like a deer caught in the headlights of a 1982 GMC Vandura...

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 months ago

They do, in fact.

Time to introduce some people to the “Romantasy” genre it seems!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

… he thought as he balled testily down the stairs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

He shouldn't go down the stairs with his balls while angry. Increased torsion risk

[–] phx 24 points 2 months ago

His undergarments settled gracefully about his ankles, revealing his manly glory. Like a Sphinx-Cat it stood proudly with its head held high above the two shaven and wrinkled spheres that adorned it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I laughed way too hard at this.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I feel personally attacked, how does he know exactly what by balls look like and how I feel about their aged inadequacies.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Idk man I’d be up for that tbh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

you mean like fanfiction?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

how the fuck do you know so much about my old-man balls?!