this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why is there a subreddit called crack? Like why are there subs to discuss illegal shit?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cause things are only illegal if you’re poor?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are you serious with this comment? I can't even tell anymore. If you are, you are stupid af

[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

Facetious. It’s like things are classy if you’re rich, trashy if you’re poor.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

May someone make a photoshop edit of selling a PlayStation, for some Canadian rubles. My friend thinks we are still in a console war, I think it would be funny to send him a picture of it having no resell value.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just sold my sons Flarp for an XBox and I feel like a piece of shit

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Just sold my shit for a piece of son.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

It'll get better, have you tried downloading more ram

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Just sold my son for some shit. Don't you see, the plants must GROW!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Do that often enough and you founded your new family

[–] [email protected] 65 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I don't know what's worse - that it's a r/crack or that someone decided to give it a wholesome award

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Crack addiction is so sad. The war on drugs has been such a disaster. Look at people that are addicted to crack and assess if they're having a good life at everyone else's expense. They're absolutely not. Yet, we punish them by placing them in steel and concrete cages for years, make their lives much more difficult afterwards, then expect them to not use when they get out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

well they do have a very good life in 15 minute intervals… then really bad the rest of the time

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

And depending how prone you are to conspiracy thinking, a few people think the CIA was involved in trafficking cocaine into the U.S. at the very beginning of the crack epidemic, to help fund the Contras in Nicaragua.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Isn't that the purpose of wholesome awards?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago

To give to crackheads online ironically? Yes.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I really hope that's not real

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

The post might not be real, but that's definitely happened.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's okay. Your son is 37 now and probably wasn't coming back to take that dusty old thing outta the garage anyway. 🤷🏻‍♂️