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Sartre and the Meaning of Life (static.existentialcomics.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Have sex, do communism.

Words to live by.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Hmm, I dunno, I seem to recall something about mercantilism and sex work with reference to bonobo populations...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

You're talking about the study where they introduced currency into a contaiment with capuchins.

For some reason, a lot of people must have heard the story as involving bonobos, but anyway:

https://www.zmescience.com/research/how-scientists-tught-monkeys-the-concept-of-money-not-long-after-the-first-prostitute-monkey-appeared/

They gave them little silver disks, just randomly, for a while.

Eventually the monkeys figured out the 'money' could be exchanged for grapes, from the researchers.

They kept giving the monkeys 'money' randomly, and for doing various tasks.

Then they gave them different kinds of fruit for different prices.

Then they introduced them to gambling, random amount of fruit for a certain price.

Then a monkey stole another monkey's 'money', which caused basically a a free for all monkey riot that involved almost all the monkeys.

... And then shortly after that, the monkeys invented monetarily compensated prostitution, with a male paying a female for sex, which the female immediately afterward purchased a grape with.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We have so much to learn from them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Grapes were BOGO. So, I'm rich right now. Who's up for an orgy?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

We're gonna slut-shame wild animals when there are still billionaires we haven't strung up? Let's tend our own gardens for a while, at least until we're in a geological period not named after our mistakes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We passed 1.5C last year.

We're already in the Anthropocene.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Was I unclear, or are you agreeing with me?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

at least until we're in a geological period not named after our mistakes.

I wrote my reply without my glasses, just before I fell asleep.

I missed the 'not'.

My bad!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm just saying they're good on the sex part, not so much the communism.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like maybe we're pretty bad at it too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well when people assume a basic foundation requires violent revolution, so no one tries to go around the slow way, it's basically doomed to failure.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

So, I am not having sex at all. And failing to find a job. Does this mean I have failed?

Edit:I have failed in starting a communist revolution too. Hence, failing to find a job.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

So they're not Mulder and Scully?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I hit this socialist chick from behind, I called it the Communist revolution.