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nginx ("engine x") is an HTTP web server, reverse proxy, content cache, load balancer, TCP/UDP proxy server, and mail proxy server. […] [1]

I still pronounce it as "n-jinx" in my head.

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  1. Title (website): "nginx". Publisher: NGINX. Accessed: 2025-02-26T23:25Z. URI: https://nginx.org/en/.
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Now you'll tell me it's not pronounced Hap Roxy!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I split the middle with en-JIN-iks (which is how I heard it said long before I saw it written)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

similar problem with kubectl

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Hm, my guess would be either "cube control" or "cube C-T-L".

EDIT (2025-02-28T09:02Z): Hm, actually, given that it's for Kubernetes ^[1]^, maybe it's "koob control" or "koob C-T-L"… ^[2]^?

References

  1. Type: Documentation. Title: "Command line tool (kubectl)". Publisher: Kubernetes. Published: 2024-01-01T21:15-08:00. Accessed: 2025-02-28T11:01Z. URI: https://kubernetes.io/docs/reference/kubectl/.
  2. Type: Article. Title: "How to pronounce Kubernetes so you don’t get laughed at". Author: "Blue Matador". Publisher: "Blue Matador, Inc.". Published: 2020-06-03. Accessed: 2025-02-28T11:07Z. URI: https://www.bluematador.com/blog/how-to-pronounce-kubernetes.
    • §"So, how do you pronounce Kubernetes?".

      Kubernetes is pronounced coo-ber-net-ees […]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I think software name pronunciation discussions are so hilariously absurd that I sometimes purposefully vocalise nginx as “Nuhh Ginks” just to put a hat on it

[–] ILikeBoobies 5 points 6 hours ago

En Guh Inks

[–] [email protected] 30 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

I laughed out loud when I first learned that imgur is supposed to be pronounced as "imager'... well you fuckin chose the wrong combination of letters for that didn't ya

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Am I missing something? I've always pronounced it "imager". How else would you pronounce it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 minute ago

as it's spelled: im gur.

It's one thing to name it imgr, but putting a fucking u after the g makes it a hard g in literally every instance. the letter u is the reason the g is pronounced as a hard g in words that otherwise wouldn't need a u: fragile / guile, digest / guest, etc.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

1000% I say gif too, like gift. If you wanted it pronounced like “jiff” then you should have spelled it with a J.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

Or with a Đ.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 hours ago

https://kernel.org/pub/linux/kernel/SillySounds/english.ogg (from back when many english speakers were still insistent that the i in Linux should be pronounced "eye")

[–] [email protected] 27 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

And I will always pronounce SQL as “squeal”

[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Some people pronounce it like "fack", and the official way to pronounce GameFAQs is "game facks"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

My brain first interpreted SQL as 'squirrel' and that now refuses to relinquish its claim as default pronunciation in my mind.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago

This surprised me too. But that was in 2012 😂

[–] [email protected] 6 points 14 hours ago

Oh boy - finally a modern internet nerd argument equivalent to the pronunciation of GIF!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I've always pronounced it "In-jen-iks". I blame Jurassic Park and it's fictional biotech company InGen, but it does kinda also sound like "eugenics". But I dunno man, if you want everyone to pronounce your software a specific way maybe spell it in a manner where the pronunciation is more obvious? Just a thought.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

I've never heard it pronounced any other way than "engine x".

[–] [email protected] 20 points 16 hours ago

I've never heard it pronounced. Which is why I also thought it was "n-jinx"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

The correct way is njinx because enginex is a dumb spelling and is too much like twitter

[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, so this isn't a testosterone supplement?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

When this baby hits 200rps, you’re gonna get some hairs on your chest

[–] [email protected] 19 points 22 hours ago (9 children)

I thought it was pronounced N-G-N-X

[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 16 hours ago

To be or not to be, that is the question

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

am i the only one who thought it was nyuh-inks

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

No ^[1.1]^.

EDIT 2025-02-28T10:17Z: Actually, @[email protected], I was wrong in my initial interpretation ^[1.2]^. So, from what I can tell, you are, in actuality, the only one itt! 😊

References

  1. Type: Post. "TIL that "nginx" is pronounced "engine-x", and not "n-jinx"". Author: "Kalcifer" @[email protected]. Publisher: "Programmer Humor" [email protected]. sh.itjust.works. Lemmy. Published: 2025-02-26T23:27:35Z. URI: https://sh.itjust.works/post/33487588.
    1. Type: Comment. Author: @[email protected]. Published: 2025-02-27T00:18:34Z. Accessed: 2025-02-28T06:38Z. URI: https://sh.itjust.works/post/33487588/16948274.
      • I always heard it as /ŋiŋks/ in my mind

    2. Type: Comment. Author: @[email protected]. Published: 2025-02-28T09:09:54. Accessed: 2025-02-28T10:24Z. URI: https://sh.itjust.works/post/33487588/16975245.

      Nope.

      • The thread from which that quote originated was as follows:

        TIL that "nginx" is pronounced "engine-x", and not "n-jinx" […]

        I always heard it as /ŋiŋks/ in my mind

        Do you mean /ɲiɲks/? […]

        Nope.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

As always, first impressions count. There is no way I'm starting to call it engine x now, except for fun.

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