They can also hop on your dad's chest while he is sleeping so he can wake up thinking he is having a heart attack

I've been witness to the great cat distribution system.

Our current cat has moved house with us twice. The first house at lived at, we were on the ground floor of the place and this furball just waltzed in and took over. Much to the dismay of the cat we already had.

The preexisting cat was similar. She would hang out at a bus stop that my SO would frequent to get to work, didn't take long before she followed my SO home. She was a shit, but she was cute enough to get away with it. Rest in peace Zora.

Anyways, I would submit that the only reason we haven't had more cats distributed to us is that we lived on the fifth floor of an apartment for a long while. We recently moved into a house so that might change.

I hated cats. Then a cat decided he lived in my house. He changed my life. Now I have another trash cat living with me and I love them both so much.

Cat meowing is the main reason why I redeveloped my echolalia. Yes, I meow back at cats.

Doesn't work on me, I just shoo them away. Gotta evolve harder if they wanna try manipulating me.

actually what they say is "I live here meow"

Toxoplasmosis gang.

Further proof that if you're cute enough you can get anything you want.