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School tries to cover huge 65 foot penis on roof that is “visible from space”. (metro.co.uk)

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 16 hours ago

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Glad they're spittin facts here

The penis is 161 times larger than the average human’s

[–] OutlierBlue 4 points 12 hours ago

162 times for me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago

My god. It looks like an enormous...

[–] SurfinBird 18 points 19 hours ago

Me too school, me too.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

idk what to tell you, you can't see a 65 foot (whatever the fuck that means) penis from space without a very good zoom lens.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

If it’s visible from space (with a good zoom lens), then it’s visible from the aircraft that provide imagery for mapping services.

Which means it’s possible there’s a 65 foot-long cock on the school roof on google maps, or whichever mapping provider is your preference.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

https://maps.app.goo.gl/GCkEy7vKq8aww9KE8 (switch to satellite view). Building 69.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago

Just had to be that building number, didn’t it!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Great, isn't it?
Article about a German school, being posted on a medium dating after we went metric for everything except the silly things.
What unit do they use. Feet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 19 hours ago

65 foot is just shy of 20 meters.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

Truth in advertizing, maybe? Could it be they only put on it whats in it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 hours ago

Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit 🎶