this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago

Did she practice it to be able to pass the field sobriety tests?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Damn, my teachers never unzipped their jackets to reveal what's underneath.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable. On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest. There was dead silence… the rest of the year went quite smoothly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Hahahahahahaha I don't know if that's true, but the image it elicits is too much fun.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I imagine similar things have happened, but I have my doubts about the details.

I first heard that story on Reddit (and that's where I got the quote) but I suspect it's been around a while.

Still ... I agree, great story!

edit: Don't write comments while watching videos, you'll miss autocorrect oopsies.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 12 hours ago

Mine either, I am very thankful for that.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

God grants exactly one wish per lifetime, hope you enjoyed it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago

I hope that's not true. I used mine to find the lost condom in my room the day my mom called on her way home from work when I was 13 and said she'd bought us a new bed and we were rearranging furniture when she got home.