OOP has never had sex. This is proof
this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2025
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Neither OP :(
did you remove your own upvote after posting...?
Taking bets they do not think women who’ve only fucked dudes with condoms on are virgins
Ima put on some vinyl gloves and punch anon in the face several times.
It wasn’t me! My hands didn’t touch his face!
Officer, is it a crime to punch my own vinyl??
Nice
Why would I give some woman I barely know my hard earned cum?
LMAO
I save mine in a milk jug to drink later. Can't let any of my vital essence go to waste.
memes but instead of posting images we post amazon links
Well sorry
that link is staying green, and the amazon bot spying on my account will thank me for i t
Well the main gist is vidible form the link itself
idk the cum flan in the cover is really something, looks just like a regular one, you'd never know.
Look at Mr. Fancy Pants over here with a dedicated jug. Just slurp straight from the rubber.
Save it all up for your wedding night. Let the sperms fight for dominance in the milk jug, that only the strongest and fittest sperm survives to merge with the egg.
"I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence."
Semen is a bit like lending someone less than $5, you can't really ask for it back
Lecturing a Chan user on condangs is like asking your dog his thoughts on the Flat Tax.
If dick making contact with vagina is all that it takes to not be a virgin, then no one born with a penis through normal vaginal birth is a virgin once born because your penis probably touched your mom's vagina.
This fact is highly unpleasant and i hate you for 5 minutes
A girl in my high-school actually said this (Not word for word obvs) and when I mentioned that would every woman has has lesbian sex at least once she became very very upset.
Thanks for the mind-worm, I hate it.
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I much prefer the Japanese propaganda