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[โ€“] [email protected] 146 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

No one tells you that male rats and mice find certain substrates very erotic. Like a mesh floor, or warm plexiglas. They will rub, groom, and nibble until they ejaculate while you are habituating and testing them, with certain drugs increasing the frequency of these events (morphine for example). So every once in a while I go 'I'm scrubbing rat cum off the mesh floor for money, again'.

[โ€“] [email protected] 55 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 73 points 2 weeks ago

๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ“ธ

[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

Ah, that was me in grad school. Hell, technically I paid them for the privilege.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

God, I'm so glad Jon Oliver finally joined the Fediverse.

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You haven't known love until a rat ejaculates on your finger.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

'sup

Any plans this weekend?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I do now ;)

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

'I'm scrubbing rat cum off the mesh floor for money, again'.

Action Bronson line

[โ€“] [email protected] 65 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

That is either a very strange mating ritual, or that cuttlefish is a narcissist.

[โ€“] [email protected] 110 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Cuttlefish encounter other cuttlefish so rarely, it's always a good idea to squeeze one out just in case it happens to be a female.

[โ€“] [email protected] 51 points 2 weeks ago

That makes a weird kind of sense. It was moreso the sixteen minutes that threw me, all I could picture was two of them having a staring contest for 16 minutes and then suddenly sperm and eggs everywhere.

[โ€“] [email protected] 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

$ on its the of cuttlefish

[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

In his mouth?!

[โ€“] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me"

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Squid fucks weird

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Last time I did that, I got arrested.

Here I was, trying to contribute to science and, it's all "indecent exposure", and "this is a public pool, there's no cuttlefish for you to impregnate". Sheesh.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

All I'm saying is those blind kids didn't even see me coming.

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

I've done that.

I don't have any animals...

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Was it the Cuttlefish of Cthulu?

Warning: Kinda NSFWish link.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Never heard of this band before. It's amazing.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

GWAR live is something everyone should experience at least once.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I had the opportunity to see them in 2002 but didn't go. One of the biggest regrets of my life. Seeing them today would still be awesome but I don't think it could compete with watching Oderus as the singer.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm super sorry to hear that because you're absolutely correct. Dave Brockie was an underrated genius. I'd still recommend seeing them if you get the chance.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

GWAR is life. Or death...

Might I recommend for yourself or anyone wishing to get a flavour of this most fabulous musical quartet:

My favourite of their songs The Road Behind

The classic Sick of You

Their cover of Wayward Son

Or this interview with Joan Rivers where Oderus talks about an incident which involved the aforementioned Cuttlefish.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What the hell am I looking at?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Might I recommend this interview with Joan Rivers where all is revealed.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Something something Octopussy

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

This guy is admin and regular uploader at CephaloHub... :D

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Sudden prevalence of hand mirrors at the local aquarium...

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Does that mean it's going to die now, or does that not happen in cuttlefish?