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[โ€“] [email protected] 48 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

What is the ideal number of children dying from preventable diseases each day, sufficient to make you feel happy in yourself?

[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

Average Health Insurance CEO

[โ€“] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

What is your favorite pizza topping?

[โ€“] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

I threw up a little in my mouth.

[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Which would you rather do, save a kid from a burning building or spend your time or playing with a cat?

[โ€“] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

You're so reasonable!

[โ€“] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Who had some really good ideas but died, sadly, too young before they reached their full potential?

[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

You awful, awful person.

[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Would you shoot a puppy, if so why?

[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah! I think they're cute.

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

Given the opportunity, would you expose yourself sexually to a group of kindergartners?

[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

These secondary reaction comments are my favorite; this one got me laughing good

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[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Why do you throw litter out of your car?

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

God fucking dammit.

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

Reasons Lemmy is better than Reddit?

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago

I don't know any.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

I am irrationally angry.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

How tall does a hat have to be for you to want to wear it?

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

At least 2 meters.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What's your opinion on the designated hitter rule in professional baseball?

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn, I don't even need to edit to make you look bad.

[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago

I'm not american.

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I'm pregnant and it's yours. :( What do you want me to do?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Did you ever kill anyone? If so, how many did you kill and did you ever feel like you could have done something different?

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

I would say about 40. A shovel would help.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Why were you tweeting that Chris Brown did nothing wrong?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Do you like it in the butt?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I've never been good at these. How many babies do you think should be thrown into mount Etna each hour as a sacrifice to appease the Volcano God?

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Which country do you think causes the most problems for everyone and should probably be nuked off the face of the planet?

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Probably sudan or one of those countries.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What are the three things you would never do, even for money?

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago
  1. Kill someone
  2. become on of those right wing grifters
  3. Become a "cancelled" stand up comedian.
[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

If you had to choose a utensil to wipe your butt with (no toilet paper) which would you choose?

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[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

What was your favorite way to convince people to vote for Donald J Trump in the recent US election?

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Interrupting people extremely often.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

if you had to choose between solving world hunger or pizza, what would you choose?

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