Too bad she stopped messaging me after the first appearance, ig we broke up :'(
Saw UniversalMonk being an ass one day, made this, and alllllllmost posted it, but for some reason didn't. I figure this is a good place for it C:
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Too bad she stopped messaging me after the first appearance, ig we broke up :'(
That's because we're going steady now. Her mum is ill, so I'm helping covering the medical expenses and... flying out to Nigeria with a suitcase full of used bank notes.
I think you've been scammed mate. Fedichick's mum is actually from Thailand and needs a kidney transplant, which I'm on my way to give.
I gave her my heart but she took your kidney. 😕
You have a few spare ones to give. I volunteer the flamingo who talks too much.
You claim I talk too much and yet you have over 4,000 posts, over 8 times my number of posts. Clearly you must have an abundance of kidneys to give.
I've got more than that, so I must be King Kidney.
HOW DARE YOU!!
Just because I couldn't come up with the cash fast enough doesn't mean you could JUST SWOOP IN LIKE THAT!!
*ill
Aw beans, I picked the wrong username, didn't I? :(
Sober... at a bar ffs, out with ye!
Can confirm.
Can confirm.
Can confirm.
the migrants are taking over! They all look the same!
Replying to you from the stupidest clone. This one truly is the slowest. Maybe because the users are testing/running so many bots and addons on this instance.
Decentralization FTW. ;)
Can confirm.
Can confirm.